Use Funny Valentine's Day Quotes In Your Cards

by Evelyn Oakley⁽²⁾

Valentine's Day: this holiday is synonymous with over-the-top displays of affection whether you are single or in a relationship. Between bouquets of long stem roses, stuffed animals and the ubiquitous chocolate boxes, finding a meaningful Valentines Day gift amid all the holiday clichés is veritable minefield. And unfortunately, even greeting cards aren't a safe bet. With all the sappy messages in Valentine's cards, even the most genuine feelings can come off as insincere.

This year, add funny Valentine's Day quotes to your card and let a little humor do the talking. Whether you're spending Valentines Day proudly declaring your singlehood (and later Google-stalking your ex while inhaling a box of chocolates) or cuddling with your sweetheart, funny Valentines Day sayings are the perfect way to let the special people in your life know just how much they mean to you.

Places you will find funny quote ideas for your Valentine's Day cards:

Between the sappy displays of affection, over-commercialization and for some people, depression, that comes with the day, Valentine's Day provides plenty of fodder for comedians. Finding the perfect humorous quote can be challenging and time consuming, even if you're the best Googler out there. By compiling a list of our favorite destinations for funny quotes, we've done the hard work for you:

• Someecards.com: Your go-to destination for witty, sarcastic and colorful quotes. You can steal your favorite funny quote after browsing the different e-cards for inspiration!

• Currentcatolog.com: Variety is the spice of life! You will find a wide variety of funny Valentine's Day quotes and humorous cards on this site.

• Huffington Post Comedy: Funny Valentines Day quotes by comedians like Jay Leno, Jon Stewart and David Letterman: borrow from the best!

• Café Mom: Stuck in the doghouse on Valentine's Day? Whether you just blew all your money at guy's card night or had a big argument with your true love, this site has the perfect funny quote to get you out of the doghouse.

• About.com Quotes: Check out this definitive list of funny quotes from famous people like Henry Kissinger and Oscar Wilde.

Top five funny Valentines Day quotes

Scribbling your card out last minute from one of your greeting card value packs? You're in luck: here are our top five favorite funny quotes:

1. Laurence J. Peter - "It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week."

2. "Happy early Valentines Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life." - Someecards.com

3. "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Unknown

4. "February 14th: Valentine's Day. February 13th: Desperation Day." - Unknown

5. Jay Leno - "Today is Valentine's Day, or as men like to call it, Extortion Day."

These are just a few of the Valentine's Day quotes that you can use that will make anyone smile and love waiting for the cards you send.

People love receiving cards and the gift of laughter inspired by including humor in Valentine's cards is always well received. Evelyn Oakley has greeting card value packs on hand so she will be ready to send a note any time and occasion.

Article submitted Monday, January 16, 2012 & read 18 times.

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